$GORMIE · no FOMO

GORMIE

Gomo Normie

He was just another normie behind the counter. Now he's staring at charts, chasing candles and slowly turning into a full GORMIE.

How GORMIE are you?

Drag the blob. It starts with one look at a chart. It does not stop there.

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NORMIEFULL GORMIE
GORMIE: a blue-skinned guy in a red work cap and uniform, looking worried, glowing at the edges

No FOMO.
Just $GORMIE.

  • Symptoms: blue skin, long stares, one more look at the chart.
  • Cause: candles. Mostly the green ones.
  • Cure: none requested.

Three clouds to GORMIE

1

Get a wallet

Any wallet you trust. Keep the seed phrase somewhere dry.

2

Top it up

Enough for the swap, plus a little for fees.

3

Swap

Copy the address below, paste it into your swap, get $GORMIE.

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